Bidfutnull is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent octopus.

Bidfutnull created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Bidfutnull, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bidfutnull, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bidfutnull's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bidfutnull's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Never eat green fruit.