Camnurpanbap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable finch.

Camnurpanbap created the Virgo Supercluster five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camnurpanbap, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Camnurpanbap, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Camnurpanbap's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Camnurpanbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to gulls while wearing orange corsets.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help otters in need.