Ragsigquag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, proud camel.

Ragsigquag created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Ragsigquag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ragsigquag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Ragsigquag's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Ragsigquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Retreat if seven dolphins approach from the south.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

4. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Ragsigquag on top of important buildings.

5. You must love Ragsigquag.