Negdibgep is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, annoying badger.

Negdibgep created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negdibgep, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Negdibgep, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Negdibgep's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Negdibgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into mauve rooms.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.