Saspinnab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, able bird.

Saspinnab created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saspinnab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Saspinnab, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Saspinnab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Saspinnab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. You must pray to Saspinnab three times a day.

4. Retreat if five tortoises approach from the south.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.