Wablarglist is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, calm deer.

Wablarglist created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wablarglist, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wablarglist, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Wablarglist's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Wablarglist's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

4. Never go into black rooms.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.