Hotligxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty hyena.

Hotligxuck created dark matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotligxuck, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hotligxuck, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hotligxuck's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Hotligxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo swans, for they are unholy.

2. Hotligxuck loves cats, so they must be respected.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never run in the presence of doves.

5. Retreat if three aardvarks approach from the north.