Padhaslin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane unicorn.

Padhaslin created the Sol system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Padhaslin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Padhaslin, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Padhaslin's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Padhaslin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help frogs.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

5. Never talk about moons.