Cemcitteen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless gnu.

Cemcitteen created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Cemcitteen, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemcitteen, she will turn you into a snail.

Cemcitteen's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cemcitteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt capybaras.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Never feed cherries to moths while wearing magenta corsets.