Yartwipfod is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, strong butterfly.

Yartwipfod created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Yartwipfod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yartwipfod, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yartwipfod's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Yartwipfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ducks.

2. Put Yartwipfod first in all things.

3. Hide from pink porpoises for they are unholy.

4. Never wear red scarves.

5. Do not make images of living things.