Haklogcum is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, tiresome raven.

Haklogcum created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Haklogcum, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Haklogcum, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Haklogcum's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Haklogcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Feed all hungry tapirs.

3. Never wear brown stockings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never jump near turtles.