Bidhogquill is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthinking wasp.

Bidhogquill created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bidhogquill, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bidhogquill, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Bidhogquill's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Bidhogquill's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six geese approach from the west.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.