Hothunlitsabcebbass is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind rat.

Hothunlitsabcebbass created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hothunlitsabcebbass, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hothunlitsabcebbass, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hothunlitsabcebbass' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Hothunlitsabcebbass' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Hothunlitsabcebbass six times a day.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never wear violet coats.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.