Wodbonkbit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic tortoise.

Wodbonkbit created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodbonkbit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wodbonkbit, it will turn you into a sheep.

Wodbonkbit's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wodbonkbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Do not kill tortoises.

3. Never wear pink skirts.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear boots.