Monjonjon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, idiotic hyena.

Monjonjon created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Monjonjon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Monjonjon, he will curse you with boils.

Monjonjon's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Monjonjon's Holy Commandments

1. Monjonjon loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear lead on your body.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.