Spagflanomtcudjop is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful fox.

Spagflanomtcudjop created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagflanomtcudjop, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Spagflanomtcudjop, she will have a low opinion of you.

Spagflanomtcudjop's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Spagflanomtcudjop's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight sheep approach from the east.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never wear orange rings.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Erect five gold sculptures of Spagflanomtcudjop on top of important buildings.