Dissnegbus is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, caring finch.

Dissnegbus created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissnegbus, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dissnegbus, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dissnegbus' most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dissnegbus' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about birds.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Dissnegbus must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not cook food in pots.