Cipgepmip is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful cobra.

Cipgepmip created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cipgepmip, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cipgepmip, he will turn you into a rat.

Cipgepmip's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cipgepmip's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Always obey Cipgepmip's priests.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Worship no other gods but Cipgepmip.