Flisbapjarnsigmil is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing swan.

Flisbapjarnsigmil created the cosmos six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisbapjarnsigmil, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flisbapjarnsigmil, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flisbapjarnsigmil's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Flisbapjarnsigmil's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Flisbapjarnsigmil on top of all buildings.

4. Do not hurt swans.

5. You must love Flisbapjarnsigmil.