Badrilyam is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, clever coyote.

Badrilyam created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Badrilyam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Badrilyam, she will have a low opinion of you.

Badrilyam's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Badrilyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Badrilyam on top of important buildings.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Run away if three nematodes approach from the south.

5. You must love Badrilyam.