Saknullnellimcip Midbestlit is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient centipede.

Saknullnellimcip Midbestlit created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Saknullnellimcip Midbestlit, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Saknullnellimcip Midbestlit, he will turn you into a plant.

Saknullnellimcip Midbestlit's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Saknullnellimcip Midbestlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.