Kamflishotbigcattapwan is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, pitiless fairy.

Kamflishotbigcattapwan created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kamflishotbigcattapwan, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kamflishotbigcattapwan, he will turn you into a mole.

Kamflishotbigcattapwan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Kamflishotbigcattapwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about planets.

2. Kamflishotbigcattapwan must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.