Rawhin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, tiresome naga.

Rawhin created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawhin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rawhin, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rawhin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Rawhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never feed figs to shrews while wearing gray stockings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about asteroids.
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