Gatfobgig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, stupid jellyfish.

Gatfobgig created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Gatfobgig, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gatfobgig, it will cry a lot.

Gatfobgig's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gatfobgig's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not speak about carrots.