Dapdamjinlog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, moody beaver.

Dapdamjinlog created the Sombrero Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapdamjinlog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dapdamjinlog, it will turn you into a snail.

Dapdamjinlog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dapdamjinlog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

5. Never think ill of sick snails.