Sawlinqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witty crow.

Sawlinqueeg created life eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawlinqueeg, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Sawlinqueeg, it will turn you into a rock.

Sawlinqueeg's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sawlinqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray corsets.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Fast once a month.