Vidbissdap Sasyimsag is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, dishonest ferret.

Vidbissdap Sasyimsag created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vidbissdap Sasyimsag, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vidbissdap Sasyimsag, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vidbissdap Sasyimsag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Vidbissdap Sasyimsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Retreat if seven seals approach from the south.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never laugh in the presence of hamsters.