Pophanfly is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, effective wasp.

Pophanfly created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pophanfly, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pophanfly, it will curse you with boils.

Pophanfly's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pophanfly's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Hide from violet squirrels for they are unholy.