Cumsafzen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish dragonfly.

Cumsafzen created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumsafzen, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cumsafzen, it will laugh at you.

Cumsafzen's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Cumsafzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. You must never eat peas.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.