Cibrullcip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awe-inspiring deer.

Cibrullcip created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibrullcip, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cibrullcip, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Cibrullcip's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cibrullcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.