Camarpcan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, two-faced troll.

Camarpcan created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camarpcan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Camarpcan, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Camarpcan's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Camarpcan's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.