Bagdotbun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, omniscient pig.

Bagdotbun created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagdotbun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bagdotbun, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Bagdotbun's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bagdotbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bagdotbun's priests.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.