Zangepmil is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying human.

Zangepmil created the planet Jupiter three million years ago.

If you believe in Zangepmil, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zangepmil, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zangepmil's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Zangepmil's Holy Commandments

1. Zangepmil loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zangepmil.

3. Run away if eight tapirs approach from the east.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.