Jannadged is a god.

She takes the form of a small, loving pig.

Jannadged created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Jannadged, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jannadged, she will destroy your home planet.

Jannadged's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jannadged's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not take Jannadged's name in vain.

3. Jannadged loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Hide if five ducks approach from the north.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.