Larghancen is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, quiet guinea pig.

Larghancen created snails four million years ago.

If you believe in Larghancen, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Larghancen, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Larghancen's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Larghancen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Larghancen on top of important buildings.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Do not wear purple clothing.