Japyikbot is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, self-confident goose.

Japyikbot created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Japyikbot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Japyikbot, it will make you grow a tail.

Japyikbot's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Japyikbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Put Japyikbot first in all things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Japyikbot.