Mobflabfob is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, moody raccoon.

Mobflabfob created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Mobflabfob, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mobflabfob, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Mobflabfob's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Mobflabfob's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat seals with great respect.

2. Retreat if nine porpoises approach from the north.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

4. Always help goats.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.