Nurjabget is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, unjust whale.

Nurjabget created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurjabget, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nurjabget, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nurjabget's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Nurjabget's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never mention pigs.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nurjabget.