Narwodpanhug is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, all-knowing bee.

Narwodpanhug created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Narwodpanhug, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Narwodpanhug, it will throw large rocks at you.

Narwodpanhug's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Narwodpanhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill ants.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help sick dogs.