Butcedxin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unjust frog.

Butcedxin created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butcedxin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Butcedxin, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Butcedxin's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Butcedxin's Holy Commandments

1. Butcedxin loves horses, so they must be honoured.

2. Never hurt voles.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.