Babmetpod is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust crab.

Babmetpod created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Babmetpod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Babmetpod, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Babmetpod's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Babmetpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Feed all hungry otters.

5. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.