Armnatflam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, overgenerous butterfly.

Armnatflam created bats three billion years ago.

If you believe in Armnatflam, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Armnatflam, she will turn you into a tree.

Armnatflam's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Armnatflam's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Gulls are not to be trusted.

4. Hide from orange mites for they are unholy.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.