Himtarbug is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful snail.

Himtarbug created everything that exists four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Himtarbug, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Himtarbug, she will not care at all.

Himtarbug's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Himtarbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat spinach.

2. Do not hurt bats.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Himtarbug.

4. Worship no other gods but Himtarbug.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.