Donyimtit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-knowing mouse.

Donyimtit created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Donyimtit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Donyimtit, it will torture you forever.

Donyimtit's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Donyimtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Feed all hungry great tits.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not covet oxen.