Nartarptimflat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent cobra.

Nartarptimflat created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Nartarptimflat, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nartarptimflat, she will ignore you.

Nartarptimflat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Nartarptimflat's Holy Commandments

1. Pigs are not to be trusted.

2. Nartarptimflat loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never look in ponds.