Pomsinlat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving ferret.

Pomsinlat created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Pomsinlat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomsinlat, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Pomsinlat's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pomsinlat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about sheep.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.