Cedlapbest is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, moody skunk.

Cedlapbest created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedlapbest, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cedlapbest, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cedlapbest's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Cedlapbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Never talk about black holes.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cedlapbest on top of all buildings.

5. Never talk about cell theory.