Xenkenflag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, awesome yak.

Xenkenflag created a bottom quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenkenflag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Xenkenflag, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Xenkenflag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Xenkenflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near horses.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.