Hadjipsak is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable butterfly.

Hadjipsak created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadjipsak, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hadjipsak, it will send minions to preach to you.

Hadjipsak's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Hadjipsak's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help bats.

3. You must love Hadjipsak.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never play with disobedient children.