Gedflambonlen Kapshavbomyog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, contented hydra.

Gedflambonlen Kapshavbomyog created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gedflambonlen Kapshavbomyog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gedflambonlen Kapshavbomyog, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Gedflambonlen Kapshavbomyog's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gedflambonlen Kapshavbomyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. You must love Gedflambonlen Kapshavbomyog.

5. Always stare at clouds.